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I Can Has Cheezburger?

Your Weekly Pick-Me-Up of 28 Funny Felines to Turn Tuesday Stress Into Kitten-Powered Joy

What fuels your fire to keep you meowtivated and happy on Tuesdays? Catnip. No, wait, sorry - our cat answered that one.  Everyone says that Mondays are the worst days, but I think everyone sleeps on how terrible Tuesday…

Sep 29, 08:45 PM
FAIL Blog

New in-office policy incentivizes coworkers to snitch on each other, ruining remote work for everyone else: 'Hall-monitoring coworkers just ruined remote work for our entire company'

Competitiveness in the workplace can be a double edged sword.  Sometimes you have to stand up for yourself in a work environment, because it's unlikely that anyone else will on your behalf. It can be a dog eat dog world …

Sep 29, 08:00 PM
The Onion

Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents

President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think? The post Trump To Rename AI ‘S…

Sep 29, 07:35 PM
FAIL Blog

Affluent parents pressure 17-year-old daughter to take out $400K in student loan debt to get her undergraduate degree: 'I love my dream school, but I love my future more.'

Why do they want their daughter to suffer in the long run?  For some people, taking out student loans is the only way they can attend college. Their parents didn't or couldn't save enough for them to attend a four-year i…

Sep 29, 07:15 PM
I Can Has Cheezburger?

This Meowjestic Maine Coon Kitten Looks Exactly Like a Fluffy Ron Perlman

Don't judge a cat by her appearance. Although Nova may look like a grumpy mixture between a Maine coon and Ron Perlman, she's actually a sweet little snuggle-bug with a heart of gold. We've all seen cats who look purrman…

Sep 29, 07:00 PM
FAIL Blog

Hall-monitoring coworkers ruin WFH for everyone by being petty: ‘These colleagues started going directly to my boss to ask why they "haven't seen me around much" and literally logging my office attendance’

Office Snitch Apocalypse Nothing is worse than a snitch at the office. Seriously, there are other ways to get what you want. How does negating a privilege for everyone else make you happier? It literally has no positive …

Sep 29, 06:30 PM
I Can Has Cheezburger?

27 Bookish Cats Getting Lost in a Good Story One Purrfect Page at a Time

Who said bookworms can't have whiskers? These cats have discovered the joy of a good book, or at least the joy of sitting very close to one. Some are staring at the pages like they're following every word, while others l…

Sep 29, 06:15 PM
FAIL Blog

Overworked executive assistant finally resigns after 15 years of work to search for a new path: 'No regret. Just relief'

Sometimes we need to know when to move on from something that is not good for us. Apply that to relationships, friendships, spaces, family, and yes, also jobs. Just because we're really good at what we do doesn't mean we…

Sep 29, 06:00 PM
FAIL Blog

Manager offers employee a promotion, and he turns it down: ‘[He] told me that turning down added responsibility shows a "disturbing lack of ambition and loyalty’

Not everybody has the same aspirations No, not everybody wants the same thing- shocker! Right? Some of us only want a simple job for a few hours, then go home to relax without stressing about big responsibilities. If tha…

Sep 29, 05:45 PM
I Can Has Cheezburger?

'I’m so happy you literally fell into our lives': Tiny kitten appears on neighbor’s AC unit out of nowhere and finds the family she was waiting for

Nobody expects a routine trip into the backyard to end with a brand-new kitten, but the Cat Distribution System has never been particularly concerned with convenience. Two years ago, one future pawrent came home from wor…

Sep 29, 05:30 PM
FAIL Blog

Wife always agrees to help with things she doesn’t have the time for, and then she’s stressed about it, now her husband is tired of that habit: ‘You keep saying yes to things you don’t actually want to do, then you get angry at everyone’

Don't say you will help out with something that you don't want to help out with. You have no real obligation to do any of that! I hate the kind of people who are always stressed, but not just someone who is completely ov…

Sep 29, 05:00 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Free

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's just a more full service lending program. Today's News:

Sep 29, 03:20 PM
I Can Has Cheezburger?

'Purrito season has arrived' cat memes for fall lovers under cozy covers

Purrito: the scientific word for a cat in a blanket, that which resembles a burrito.  Ahh, sleep. The time away from our grounded, day-to-day realities. The time for our candy-colored clown they call the sandman to tipto…

Sep 29, 12:45 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gift

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's the one time this sort of thing worked. Today's News:

Sep 28, 03:20 PM
The Daily WTF

It's All Part 2 of the Process

Our submitter Tim C. is back as his bureaucratic nightmare continues. Read Part 1 here. After I'd thrown the WTF Exchange (WTFX) for a loop, they managed to eventually right the ship. But then I faced another hurdle: I h…

Sep 28, 06:30 AM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us. Today's News:

Sep 27, 03:20 PM
PostSecret

Sunday Secrets

The post Sunday Secrets appeared first on PostSecret.

Sep 27, 12:10 AM
PostSecret

The Art of Authenticity

The post The Art of Authenticity appeared first on PostSecret.

Sep 27, 12:09 AM
PostSecret

Classic Secrets

The post Classic Secrets appeared first on PostSecret.

Sep 27, 12:06 AM
PostSecret

Casie’s Story

—–Email—– Dear Frank, This past Friday night I found myself in a black hole of depression and I didn’t know how I was going to make it through the night. Not knowing where to turn and feeling like I couldn’t stop. I reme…

Sep 27, 12:01 AM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - All Right

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. Today's News:

Sep 26, 03:20 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suit

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie. Today's News:

Sep 25, 03:20 PM
The Daily WTF

Error'd: Said Different

I know it's not nice to mock mistranslations, but would you believe we're laughing with them, not at them? In response to recent criticism of the difficulty of identifying precisely what is at issue, two of our readers h…

Sep 25, 06:30 AM
The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

Oh my goodness I can't believe it

I have exciting news. View on my website

Sep 24, 04:14 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Identity

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine. Today's News:

Sep 24, 03:20 PM
The Daily WTF

CodeSOD: Historical Pads

Tim inherited a fairly antique Visual Basic application some time back. Yes, Visual Basic, not VB .Net. The application is old enough that we might consider it "vintage" or "historical"; it certainly dates from before th…

Sep 24, 06:30 AM
The Daily WTF

It's all Part 1 of the Process

Our submitter Tim C. shares his tale of an especially brutal culture clash: I had co-founded a software startup doing stock market surveillance. In the early 2000s, the WTF Exchange (WTFX) was a major customer of ours. W…

Sep 23, 06:30 AM
The Daily WTF

CodeSOD: The John Cage Variable

David C sends us a true confession. For my job, I write C++ code as if it was a scripting language (long story) to produce programmatic animations for videos. Given that these are "write-and-run-once-and-never-look-at-i…

Sep 22, 06:30 AM
The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

The therapist is dead

Can you figure out who murdered the therapist? View on my website

Aug 30, 01:16 PM
The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

Jimothy

I drew a raccoon and other important updates. View on my website

Jul 17, 01:34 PM
The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

Scars

An oracle comic View on my website

Jul 10, 02:36 PM
PostSecret

Voicemail Secrets

Visit the online exhibition of audio secrets to hear a collection of voicemails from friends, parents, brothers, sisters, partners, loved ones. Some are funny, many are brief and heartfelt. Listen here. Or upload your ow…

Mar 29, 12:05 AM
The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

Finish the drawing. It is NOT a plane!

I finished it. View on my website

Mar 1, 04:58 PM
The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

We need to talk about naked mole rats

This is a comic about naked mole rats, aka tube goblins. View on my website

Feb 26, 07:49 PM
Cracked: All Posts

'Wheel of Fortune' Began as 'Hangman: The Game Show'

By Amanda Mannen Published: December 25th, 2025

Dec 25, 03:00 PM
Cracked: All Posts

This Is The Most Surprising Comedian Named In Johnny Carson’s Secret Ban List

By Keegan Kelly Published: December 25th, 2025

Dec 25, 01:00 PM
Cracked: All Posts

The Hershey's Kisses 'Christmas Bells' Commercial Was a Last-Minute Improv

By Amanda Mannen Published: December 25th, 2025

Dec 25, 12:00 PM
Cracked: All Posts

15 Iconic Props From Classic Movies That Were Thrown Out Like Garbage

By Amanda Mannen Published: December 24th, 2025

Dec 25, 12:00 AM
Cracked: All Posts

The Unfortunate History of 'Jingle Bells'

By Amanda Mannen Published: December 24th, 2025

Dec 24, 05:00 PM
Cracked: All Posts

These Are The Funniest Christmas Gifts You Can Buy With Bill Maher's Face On Them

By Keegan Kelly Published: December 24th, 2025

Dec 24, 03:00 PM
PostSecret

Six PostSecret Books Available Now

—–frank(@)postsecret.com—– Dear Frank-My boyfriend knew I was a PostSecret fan and a couple of days before Christmas this was in a package on my porch. It was the most thoughtful and unexpected gift. Thanks Rod and Frank…

Nov 9, 12:02 AM
PHD Comics

01/15/21 PHD comic: 'NEW BOOK! Out of Your Mind!'

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham www.phdcomics.com title: "NEW BOOK! Out of Your Mind!" - originally published 1/15/2021 For the latest news in PHD …

Jan 31, 07:24 PM
PHD Comics

08/31/23 PHD comic: 'New Book! Oliver's Great Big Universe!'

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham www.phdcomics.com title: "New Book! Oliver's Great Big Universe!" - originally published 8/31/2023 For the latest n…

Dec 14, 07:53 PM
PHD Comics

10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham www.phdcomics.com title: "Current Status" - originally published 10/22/2021 For the latest news in PHD Comics, CLIC…

Oct 25, 09:09 AM
PHD Comics

09/24/21 PHD comic: '...Said No Academic Ever.'

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham www.phdcomics.com title: "...Said No Academic Ever." - originally published 9/24/2021 For the latest news in PHD Co…

Sep 27, 07:04 AM
PHD Comics

09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'

Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham www.phdcomics.com title: "The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published 9/17/2021 For the latest news in PHD…

Sep 18, 06:13 PM